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 07/13/2002 11:35 AM
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MeddlingKids
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Okay, I wanted to post something I feel all of us will enjoy. Favorite Simpson's quotes! I'll post my favorite first.

The X Files episode -

"He has a sweet, sultry voice...LIKE URKEL! And he appears every Friday night...LIKE URKEL!"
 07/13/2002 01:31 PM
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Homer when he tried minoxinal and got a thick full head of hair overnight:

"Hair, just like everybody else".
 07/13/2002 01:48 PM
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Mr. Burns: "I too know the sting of male pattern baldness."

also Burns: "It's an aphrodisiac made from the pockets of the pocket fox. An animal that existed for only two weeks in the sixteenth century."
 07/13/2002 01:56 PM
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In the hippie episode when asked "what is the secret to your luxurious hair" he repiied "Lather, rinse and repeat...ALWAYS repeat".

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 07/13/2002 03:11 PM
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"I HAVE HAIR!, I HAVE HAIRRRRR!!!!!"

From the episode where home tries minoxidil.

And from the same episode, when Homer meets another guy with a full head of hair on the street:

"MINOXIDIL!!!!!" (At least I think its minox they're referring to)

And they break out into a dance and hug each other.
 07/13/2002 04:16 PM
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Actually it´s something like Dimoxinil, something starting with Dim anyway, but minoxidil is obviously the model.

My favourite is when Homer is being brainwashed by a cult and they try to make him look at a film and he says "I have a short attention span. Oh, look a bird!", and runs away after it. Great one.

Or when Lisa goes vegetarian and Homer is having a bbq and the whole family sings "You don´t make friends with salad!" around Lisa.

Simpsons rules!
 07/13/2002 05:33 PM
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THis is from the episode where Barney wins the town Film festival....his film is absolutely hilarious....

Barney: "Hi, my name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic."
Lisa: "Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting."
Barney: "Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem?'
 07/13/2002 09:04 PM
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the one where bart heals people, so milhouse says his glasses interfere with him getting girls. so bart throws away milhouses glasses and says that he is healed. so a minute later milhouse gets hit by a semi thinking it was a dog and as he is laying there dieing he gasps to bart "bury me at make-out creek".

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"hey guys we need to do something about the beer situation. After this case and the next case, we only have three cases left"
 07/14/2002 05:58 AM
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From 'Homer The Great' - Homer becomes leader of the Stonecutters

Homer: [walks in] Lisa, you were right. My happiness _is_ fading.

Lisa: You're experiencing spiritual emptiness because your power has
isolated you from other human beings.

Homer: What do you mean, isolated?

Lisa: Well, maybe you could reach out to the community and help
other people.

Homer: Hmm...I _could_ help others. [slowly] I'll get a bunch of
monkeys, dress them up, and make them reenact the civil war.

Lisa: Dad, that doesn't help people!

Homer: Couldn't hurt...unless the monkeys start hurting people.
Which they almost certainly would.
 07/14/2002 12:56 PM
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Ralph Wiggum "When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University", and "Me fail English....thats unpossible"
 07/14/2002 01:10 PM
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in the who shot mr burns episode Homer's anguished 'Doh! after burns says 'i was attacked in my office by an unknown assailant!'
 07/14/2002 01:38 PM
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Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile take over of Hallmark and Disney- Lisa
 07/14/2002 02:03 PM
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I like Ralph Wiggum's quotes too:

"Hi Super-Nintendo Chalmers!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a principle, or a caterpillar"
 07/14/2002 02:43 PM
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What about OJ's famous "I am absolutely 100% NOT GUILTY!" Now THAT was some funny stuff.
As far as the TV Simpsons, there is SO much material there. Almost every time I watch it I wonder "how do they come up with that stuff?" Every show is filled with hundreds of one liners and references to current events. Like when Troy McClure said re: the alternate ending of who shot Mr Burns "Of course for that ending to work we would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence and that would be just plain stupid".
 07/14/2002 04:37 PM
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Yeah the references are really cool. I especialy liked the episode in the rather lacklustre last series where Bart hooks up with an online cartoon page to publish his 'Angry Dad' animations. There's even an 'Osama Bin Laden in a blender' flash animaton there.

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Heres my favorite...... not sure which episode it was but heres Homer: " HMMMM, THEY HAVE THE INTERNET ON COMPUTERS NOW" Man, I just about fell off the couch when I heard that one!
 07/14/2002 08:57 PM
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I love the one where Bart falls down a well:
The family at dinner
Homer: That Timmy O'toole is a real hero.
Lisa: How is he a hero dad?
Homer: Well_he_fell down a well and can't get out.
Lisa: How does that make him a hero dad?
Homer: WELL IT'S MORE THAN YOU EVER DID!!

Or the one where Homer prays to God:
"Dear lord as a sign of my appreciation I present this offering of milk and cookies, if you want me to eat them for you then please give absolutely no sign...That will be done...hooourrggmmm"
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